~Funny Quotes~
~ I'm the kind of girl who walks into chairs and apologizes.
~ May I please borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.
~ Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
~ When someone says "don't look", I get the sudden urge to look.
~ Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
~ WHO TOOK MY - Oh, here it is.
~ I love that kid who argues with the teacher and entertains the class... oh wait, that's my crush.
~ Ever looked at your best friend and thought, "why aren't we comedians?"
~ Sometimes I pretend to be normal... but that gets boring, so I go back to being me.
~ I'm the kind of girl who walks into chairs and apologizes.
~ May I please borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.
~ Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
~ When someone says "don't look", I get the sudden urge to look.
~ Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
~ WHO TOOK MY - Oh, here it is.
~ I love that kid who argues with the teacher and entertains the class... oh wait, that's my crush.
~ Ever looked at your best friend and thought, "why aren't we comedians?"
~ Sometimes I pretend to be normal... but that gets boring, so I go back to being me.